I have so much to catch you all up on, dear readers. It's been so hectic around here since the holidays. hubby's been layed off, I'm going back to school.
*sigh*
There just isn't enough time in the day to chronicle everything right now, so it will have to wait.
In the meantime, enjoy Todd's latest post. It's very near and dear to my heart.
Ann Landers Meets Her Match
March 21, 2009
Trying to bring order and harmony to the Wilson home, I decided it was time to consult Ann Landers about the problem. Here is her answer:
If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit it.
If you can’t fix it, call someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
NOT Bad…but not want I wanted, so I decided to write my own. So here is the Familyman List designed to bring order to your home:
If it looks like you could break it, cut it, or rip it, don’t TRY to break it, cut it, or rip it.
If it’s shiny, don’t touch it.
If it’s growing in the yard, don’t cut it down.
If the family room floor is cover in toys, don’t bring out more.
Throwing a wrapper on the floor is not the same as throwing it in the trash.
If you’ve eaten the last waffle, Pop-tart, or slice of bread don’t put the box or wrapper back in the pantry…don’t leave it on the counter…don’t drop it in the floor…go crazy, and throw it away!!!!
If it needs a key to start it, open it, or use it, back away from it slowly.
If the game has more than two pieces, don’t play with it.
Just because MY computer has a keyboard doesn’t mean you should touch it.
When in doubt…go to your room.
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