I have a subject to discuss that many men may find squeamish, yet it is a profound truth that mommies of the world have pondered throughout the ages.
How do you explain the "feminine sanitary products" that are in your bathroom to preschoolers?
Ponygirl will be ten in a week and is old enough to have at least a modest knowledge of the products and how they are used. Superhero and Princess, on the other hand, would prefer to use them as building blocks, cannons and "special" napkins for the table.
What troubles me the most is that they ask you about them at times you are unprepared for, like when the mailman answers the door and out comes your charming son from the bathroom with a tampon ( I mean missile) sticking out of his nose. "Hey Mom, can I use this?"
Or remember those special napkins? Just be very careful when you ask your three year old to set the table when company is there. You may just be surprised when you sit down to a nice meal with your pastor and his wife.
**sigh**
Children.
Yes, my sisters, there is a God, and He has an incredible sense of humor.
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